Nana,Nene,Nini,Then What?


If you are able to answer
all the Four questions given here, you really have some sense.You have to answer
them instantly.

You can't take your time; answer all of them immediately.

Ready?

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First Question:

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You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.

What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, you are absolutely wrong! If you
overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first
question.

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, you are wrong again. Tell
me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

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Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.

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vTake 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30

Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the
total?

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vScroll down for answer..

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vDid you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

vDon't believe it? Check with your calculator!

Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read

the question again


By
Sent By Delhi Paulraj


Joke 1 A girl student comes to a young professor's office and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
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His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"



A beautiful Madam was having trouble
with one of her students in 1st Grade class.

Madam asked,"Boy, what is your
problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart
for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she
is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!"



Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the Principal's office. While the Boy
waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the Principal what the situation
was. The Principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.

The Boy was brought in and the
conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3 ?"

Boy.: "9".



Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy : "36".



And so it went with every question the Principal thought a 4th grade should
know. The Principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to
the 4th grade."

Madam says to the principal, "I
have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The Principal and Boy both
agreed.



Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"?

Boy, after a moment, "Legs."

Madam: "What is in your pants
that you have but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Madam: "What starts with a
C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

The principal's eyes open really
wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.



Boy: "Coconut"



Madam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs?"

The Principal's eyes open really
wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: "Shake hands"



Madam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do."

Boy: "Tent"



Madam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless,
a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.



Boy: "Wedding Ring"

Madam: "I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."



Boy: "Arrow"



Madam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat
and excitement?"

Boy: "Firetruck"



Madam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get
it, u have to use ur hand."

Boy: "Fork"



Madam: "What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than
on others, the Pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're
married?



Boy: "SURNAME."



Madam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,
likes pumping, & is responsible for making love ?"



Boy: "HEART"



The Principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,



"Send this Boy to IIM AHMEDABAD, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!".

- Mail from Paul