Ass Hole is the Boss
- When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to become the Boss.
- The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control
the whole body's responses and functions."
- The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the
brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
- And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.
- All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
- Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
- Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
- All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
LESSON
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do. |
