Silly Thesis
- One day
rabbit was sitting outside his burrow,typing something in a typewriter. Along
came a fox.
- Fox:
"What are you working on?"
- Rabbit:
"My thesis."
- Fox:
"Hmm... What is it about?"
- Rabbit:
"Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
- Fox:
"That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!
- Rabbit:
"Come with me and I'll show you!"
- They
both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox
bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.
- Soon
a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
- Wolf:
"What's that you are writing?"
- Rabbit:
"I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
- Wolf:"That's
ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat wolves!"
- Rabbit:
"No problem. Do you want to see how?"
- The rabbit
and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after
a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
- Finally
a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?
- Rabbit:
"I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
- Bear:
"That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat bears!"
- Rabbit:
"Come into my home and I'll show you"
- SCENE
:
As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.
Lesson
IT
DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE
AS A SUPERVISOR.
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR
BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT